Cloudtail: HEY FIRESTAR!!!
Firestar: What? -_-'
Cloudtail: Have you ever wondered about what kittypets think of our language?
Firestar: Wait what?!
Cloudtail: *shoves tree lengths of rolled paper in his face*
Firestar: *reads*
What Two Legs and Kittypets Think of the Language of Warriors:
Meanings:
Mouse brain: Brain is the size of a mouse
Fox dung: Oh look! There's a pile of fox dung over there! Let's go roll in it! :D -_-'
Kittypets: Fat cats that live in boxes with Two Legs
Two Legs: 2 legs cut off
Monsters: The monsters that hide under your bed and haunt you in your dreams
Two Leg Nest: A nest in a tree for "2 legs"
Clan: An Indian Clan with Indians living in it
Warrior Code: Code that Warriors speak in, like "meows" and "purrs"
Cloudtail: I got this, yours truly, from Smudge! >:D
Firestar: ..........*beeping* KITTYPETS!!!!!! HOW DARE THEY INSULT MY CLAN!!! IMA CLAW THEIR EARS-!
Whitestorm: *holds tail back* -_-' Don't-!
Firestar: AKHFUKSHIUFIUISJIEJIUI UHSISU UHSBUSIFD!!!!!! *starts attacking and says random words*
Tigerstar: *holds red button* IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, AND WE KNOW IT!!! *presses button and everyone dies*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
