Shadowbear: Hey guys! :D Welcome back!!!
Flameheart: *fur is all matted and looks like about to blow up* SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME BACK!!!!!!
Shadowbear: 😅 Uh, never mind her! She didn't eat cookies or pie for 6 months and she has been going nuts...
Flameheart: SHUT UP!!!!!! GIVE ME PIES AND COOKIES NOW!!!!!! LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS AFTER YOU READ THIS OR I'LL BOMB THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!! *holds up grenades and Firestar comes over with a chainsaw and machine gun* I HAVEN'T EATEN THOSE IN 6 MOONS AND IF YOU DONT GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL BLOW UP THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!! GIMME MY PIES AND COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: Sure, I'll help!!! (Thoughts: MWAHAHAHA!!! I'LL KILL CLOUDTAIL, THAT ANNOYING BRAT TOO!!! :D)
Cloudtail: Yum!!! *eats all the pies and cookies in the whole world*
Flameheart: YOU MOUSE BRAIN!!!!! *throws grenades but misses*
Firestar: *chases after him*
Shadowbear: Good luck with that!!! 😄😃 *EXTREMELY happy* Anyway- *world explodes*
Flameheart: WHY U NO HAVE COOKIES OR PIES IN STARCLAN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME THEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Nightheart: Here's a Catmint pie!!! *evil laugh* ((pie has poisoned catmint))
Flameheart: *eats it but DOESNT die* I NEED MORE PIES OR I'LL BLOW UP STARCLAN!!!!!! *holds up more grenades*
Nightheart: *paw palms* I hate myself -_-
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
