Cloudtail: Hey Firestar! Do you want to play table tennis???*evil laugh* >:D
Firestar: What the heck is table ten-!
Cloudtail: *uses racket to throw table at Firestar*
Firestar: I put one million mice in..... *dies*
Cloudtail: DANG IT!!! *starts crying* WHY DOES ALL MY PLANS FAIL?!!! I WAS GOING TO MAKE HIM TELL ME WHERE THE MICE WERE!!! WAAAHHH!!!!!!
Sandstorm: *cries* YOUR PLANS FAIL BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT MOUSE BRAIN *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!!!!!! *throws table at Cloudtail with racket* I love revenge cause it's awe-some!!! *sings* >:D
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
