Silverstream: HOW COULD YOU, GRAYSTRIPE?!!!
Graystripe: I didn't do anthing!!!
Silverstream: Of course you did! You cheated on me with Fireheart!
Graystripe: No, I didn't! He's my friend! *paw palms*
Silverstream: GAYstripe!!! *runs away*
Fireheart: *eye twitches* Graystripe, WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!!! AND WHY DID YOU GIVE HER YELLOWFANG'S STOCK OF CATMINT!!!
Graystripe: It was her birthday... *gulps*
Fireheart: WHAT IN THE WORLD OF STARCLAN IS A BIRTHDAY?!!! I'M EXILING YOU ONCE I TELL BLUESTAR!!! *EXTREMELY angry* And for the rest of your life, I'll call you Gaystripe, alright, Gaystripe?
Graystripe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I AM NOT GAY!!!!!! PLEASE DONT TELL HER!!! *runs after him*
In StarClan...
Goosefeather: WE MUST BAN CATMINT FROM ALL THE CLANS!!! KILL ALL THE CATMINT PLANTS!!! *makes a ball of lightning and is about to throw it to the clans' catmint plants*
Spottedleaf: Wait! Won't you kill all the sick cats that have greencough or whitecough?! Think of their futures! Do you want to end their futures of being good cats for their clans?!
Goosefeather: ...........*awkward silence* NO WAY JOSE!!! *throws lightning ball to the clans' catmint plants*
Tigerclaw: *sings* IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, AND WE KNOW IT!!! *everything explodes*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
