Scourge: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I will steal Hollyleaf's pies and eat them all!!!! MWAHAHA!!! *gacks* Tigerstar and I need to work on our Mwaha's... *steals all pies and brings back to BloodClan*
Later.....
Hollyleaf:Hey, where're my pies?! Scourge...MWAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *gets butcher knife*
Scourge:Why are you here with a knife?! o_O
Hollyleaf: IMA CHOP YOU!!! *runs at full speed towards Scourge*
Scourge:*runs away*
Hollyleaf: That piece of fox dung! I'm going to deal with him later..... MWAHAHAHA....
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Scourge:*wakes up* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY TAIL IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!
Hollyleaf:Muahhahahaha!!!! *cooks his tail as bacon O_O*
Lionblaze: Hey, can I have some of that bacon once you're done?
Hollyleaf: *evil laugh* SURE, ENJOY!!!
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FireClan Publishing Committee:
Flameheart:Okay, now you know I am OBSSESSED with Hollyleaf chopping tails off with knives and cooking them!
Nightheart: *paw palms* You even wrote me a book about knives....
Flameheart:Uh, anyway, thank you all for making this our most successful book!!! We'll update more often now and make this book the longest Warrior Spoofs book EVER made!!!
Nightheart: Paper- waster. *glares*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanficWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
