Cloudtail: HEY ALPHA!!!
Firestar: WTH IS AN ALPHA?!!!
Cloudtail: HEY BETA!!! *yells at Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: ??? SHUT UP AND GET BACK ON PATROL!!! ^_^'
Cloudtail: The Alpha of Shadow Pack told me to give this to you! *throws paper in Firestar's face*
Firestar: *reads letter*
Dear Alpha Firestar,
WE ARE NOT CLANS!!! WE ARE PACKS!!! WE ARE WOLVES, NOT CATS!!!
I hope you die, you stupid, stupid Alpha,
Alpha Shadow
Firestar: CLOUDTAIL, WHAT IS THIS?!!
Sandstorm: YOU STUPID CLOUD!!! STOP CALLING ME LUNA!!!!!!
In StarClan...
Goosefeather: BAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Spottedleaf: Why are you laughing?
Goosefeather: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S ONE OF CLOUDTAIL'S CLASSIC PRANKS!!! xD *cough cough* *coughs giant flaming hairball into ThunderClan*
Meanwhile...
Firestar: *camp is on fire* -_e
Graystripe: THE CAMP IS BURNING!!!! *burns to death*
Firestar: -.- I hate you Cloudtail.
Cloudtail: *walks away from explosion with sunglasses and dramatic music on*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
