Fangtooth: Oi! Oi Poopyfrost!!! Oi Poopyflees!
Poppyfrost: It's Poppyfrost, Fangtooth.
Flameheart: *in bushes* I now have a button that will end the world.... AND that annoying piece of fox dung! *evil laugh*
Fangtooth: Whadoya eat? Flees in poop??? *ROFL*
Poppyfrost: I said no! You're disturbing the kits! GET OUT! *kicks him where no tom wants to be kicked*
Flameheart: *comes out of bushes* High Five! You are my new best friend! Welcome to DefenseClan!
Poppyfrost: YES!!!!!
Shadowbear: Welcome to DefenseClan! We learn defense moves! Good luck! :D
Fangtooth: ...My...-*faints*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
