Hollykit: Jaykit, I'm going to get Lionkit back for stealing my cookies!!!
Jaykit: Don't tell me you'll cut off his tail like you did to SmallkitO_O
Hollykit: Well he's my brother, so I can't kill him. Have you heard about reverse psychology?
( ^ω^ )
Jaykit:Yeah, so what?
Hollykit: I'm going to make him get a heart attack by telling him something... MWAHAHAHA!!!
Tigerstar: *in bush* HOW DOES SHE DO AWESOME MWAHA'S?!!!!!
Hollykit: Lionkit, it's your fault! *starts crying* Y-you killed...-
Lionkit: Kill? I did-!
Hollykit: You killed a cat!!! *wails*
Lionkit: What the-?
Jaykit: You killed a cat, Lionkit. Except the truth.
Lionkit: *gets an image of Firestar killing Scourge* That was Firestar! He kill-!
Hollykit: SHUT! UP! LIAR! *runs away*
Lionkit: *paw palms* Now to get her back... *sharpens blade*
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Hollykit: NOO!!! MY TAIL!!!!! *tail is rainbow colored and knife is on floor with a smiley face written in sharpie* 🙀🌈🔪😃
AUTHOR'S NOTE: DID YOU GET TROLLED AT THE KNIFE PART???
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
