Lionblaze: Oh, hey Jayfea-! *chokes on waffle* WHAT IN STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING.
Jayfeather: Oh hi Lionblaze! ^_^ *has Longtail tied to chain*
Longtail: Hey, how you doin'~? ♥︎
Lionblaze: o_e What are you planning to do with him?...
Jayfeather: Well, recently I had a dream about the Twolegs using something to help find their way around called a 'GPS' or something.......So I made my own^_^
Lionblaze: -___- You know where you're going, Jayfeather..And plus, LONGTAIL'S BLIND TOO.
Jayfeather: *ignores* Let me demonstrate~ *presses button*
Longtail: Turn right. Turn left. Turn 3.44444444 miles. Walk. Keep walking. Keep walking. Keep walking.
Jayfeather: Works like a charm! :D *walks off cliff*
Lionblaze: *face-paws*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
