Warrior Spoofs

How to Get Kicked Out of ThunderClan

1. Play 1D's song "You Don't Know You're Beautiful" for 3 Moons straight((Lionblaze would've killed you by then))

2.Call Firestar "Kittypet" instead of his real name.

3.Refuse to fight in battles and say, "Stop bullying each other!" And cry.

4.Tell all of Thunderclan that Tigerstar should've been leader.

5.Get high on Catmint O_O

6.Lead a pack of foxes into the camp

7.Steal Longtail's book "How to Be Attractive" and put it in Jayfeather's Den

8.Feed the kits deathberries

9.Say Scourge's Pizzas are better than Graystripe's.

10.Say "Fireheart loves Spottedleaf!" Around Sandstorm every time you see her.

11. Only speak in "Nyan's"

12.Eat all the bacon in the world((NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!))

13.Become a medicine cat and say LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG explanations for each time a cat gets sick

14.Mark your territory on the Fresh-Kill

15.Say,"StarClan is underground too, because the bodies of dead cats are there!" And start digging.

16.Say "I hate bacon" at a gathering.

17.Ruin Longtail's "Attractiveness"

18.Read "How to Get Kicked out of ThunderClan" to the whole clan

19.Sing "I kissed a squirrel and I liked it!" When you caught a squirrel.

20.Ask Longtail to marry you O_O

21.Kill someone

22.Bring a life time supply of Kittypet Food and replace it with the Fresh-Kill

23.Say "Firestar doesn't like bacon" at a Gathering

24.Destroy the Medicine Supplies and eat all the Catmint

25.Give a cat 30 poppy seeds

26.Break the Warrior Code- 100 times in a row!

27.Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" for a moon

28.When you're making a pizza, use squashed deathberries as the sauce

29.Eat all the prey in Leaf-Bare and blame on Firestar, because he was a Kittypet

30.Replace the mouse bile with fox dung

31.Rub fox dung in everyone's pelts when they're sleeping

32.Borrow Tigerstar's permanent sharpie and draw on everyone's faces when they're asleep

33.Put fox dung on the Fresh Kill Pile

34.Keep following Firestar around and take pictures while saying "Ooh, shiny!"

35.Bring Two-Legs to the camp

36.Fall in a puddle and yowl your loudest saying,"Help! I'm drowning!"

37.Call Longtail "ugly"

38.Simply kill yourself

39.Start a war with ShadowClan and bring them to the camp

40.Bring the clan into a Two-Leg nest

41.Learn to speak dog and hide somewhere and bark

42.Tell the apprentices to fight with claws unsheathed