1. Play 1D's song "You Don't Know You're Beautiful" for 3 Moons straight((Lionblaze would've killed you by then))
2.Call Firestar "Kittypet" instead of his real name.
3.Refuse to fight in battles and say, "Stop bullying each other!" And cry.
4.Tell all of Thunderclan that Tigerstar should've been leader.
5.Get high on Catmint O_O
6.Lead a pack of foxes into the camp
7.Steal Longtail's book "How to Be Attractive" and put it in Jayfeather's Den
8.Feed the kits deathberries
9.Say Scourge's Pizzas are better than Graystripe's.
10.Say "Fireheart loves Spottedleaf!" Around Sandstorm every time you see her.
11. Only speak in "Nyan's"
12.Eat all the bacon in the world((NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!))
13.Become a medicine cat and say LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG explanations for each time a cat gets sick
14.Mark your territory on the Fresh-Kill
15.Say,"StarClan is underground too, because the bodies of dead cats are there!" And start digging.
16.Say "I hate bacon" at a gathering.
17.Ruin Longtail's "Attractiveness"
18.Read "How to Get Kicked out of ThunderClan" to the whole clan
19.Sing "I kissed a squirrel and I liked it!" When you caught a squirrel.
20.Ask Longtail to marry you O_O
21.Kill someone
22.Bring a life time supply of Kittypet Food and replace it with the Fresh-Kill
23.Say "Firestar doesn't like bacon" at a Gathering
24.Destroy the Medicine Supplies and eat all the Catmint
25.Give a cat 30 poppy seeds
26.Break the Warrior Code- 100 times in a row!
27.Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" for a moon
28.When you're making a pizza, use squashed deathberries as the sauce
29.Eat all the prey in Leaf-Bare and blame on Firestar, because he was a Kittypet
30.Replace the mouse bile with fox dung
31.Rub fox dung in everyone's pelts when they're sleeping
32.Borrow Tigerstar's permanent sharpie and draw on everyone's faces when they're asleep
33.Put fox dung on the Fresh Kill Pile
34.Keep following Firestar around and take pictures while saying "Ooh, shiny!"
35.Bring Two-Legs to the camp
36.Fall in a puddle and yowl your loudest saying,"Help! I'm drowning!"
37.Call Longtail "ugly"
38.Simply kill yourself
39.Start a war with ShadowClan and bring them to the camp
40.Bring the clan into a Two-Leg nest
41.Learn to speak dog and hide somewhere and bark
42.Tell the apprentices to fight with claws unsheathed
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"