Jayfeather: *cries* Nevermind I'll find someone like you-oo! I wish nothing but the best for you too-oo! I'm so sorry, I beg! For stepping on your head! Sometimes Lionblaze breaks you, but I always kill him in-stead! Sometimes Lionblaze breaks you, but I always kill him in-stead! *sings to stick in a funeral* ((Adele: Someone Like You))
Lionblaze: TICK. TOCK. ON THE CLOCK! WHEN'S THE FUNERAL GONNA STOP?!!!((Ke$ha: Tik Tok))
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Firestar: JUST GIVE ME A REASON! JUST A WAY TO KILL CLOUDTAIL! JUST FOR STEALING ALL MY CHOCOLATE CAKES! ((Pink: Just Give Me A Reason))
Sandstorm: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME HOW TO KILL HIM!(( Selena Gomez: Tell Me Something I Don't Know))
Flameheart: *appears* Here is a bomb, here is a knife! Please use them to end his life! >:D ((Avril Lavigne: Sk8ter Boi))
Later...
Cloudtail: I-I-I-I-I'm so! I-I-I-I-I'm so! SORRY!!! SORRY!! SO SORRY!!!! *falls off building*((PSY: Gentleman))
Jayfeather: STICK!! STICK!! STICK!!! STICK! STICK! STICK! STICK! STICK! *searches through crumbled bricks for his stick* ((Macklemore: Thrift Shop))
Spottedleaf: *appears* Wait... I thought your stick died?... *talking, NOT singing*
Jayfeather: Say wut?......
Spottedleaf: *cat paws*
Bluestar: *cat paws*
Firestar: *cat paws*
Sandstorm: *cat paws*
Cloudtail's Spirit: *cat paws*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
Fiksi PenggemarWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
