Jawpaw: *cleaning out warriors' den* *find book "How to Be Attractive" in Longtail's nest* O_O
Longtail: *walks into den* O_O
Jawpaw: *sees Longtail's pictures in a magazine called "Sexy Cats"* O_O AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *is scarred for life*
Longtail: Dang it!!! NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!! *makes highrock explode with grenade angrily*
Jaypaw: *pieces of rock from Highrock fly into den and hit him in his eyes* Owwww!!!
Longtail: That leaves me no choice... *Is in "hot" pose with rose in jaws*
Jaypaw: *faints*
She-Cats: GO LONGTAIL! GO LONGTAIL! WHOOO!!!! KYA KYA KYA!!!
Flameheart(Me): Oh god...BRING AMBERLAMPS!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY THESE IDIOTS AND THEY'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!
Firestar:You mean ambulance?
Flameheart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *dies of too much idiotic cats around*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"