Rockkit: *eating yogurt*
Kittypet: Hey are you eating yogurt?
Rockkit: MHM HMM *nods*
Kittypet: Did you know that yogurt is alive?
Rockkit: *shakes head O_O*
Kittypet: Did you know that it can help you lose weight by eating the inside of yourself? There are fungus in it that chew everything inside of you from nose to tail tip, causing you to lose weight. Come buy your yogurt now! *Stands in front of camera holding yogurt*
Rockkit: BLEHH!!! *throws up*
Author's Note: THIS IS A TRUE STORY. YOGURT IS ACTUALLY MOSS/FUNGUS THAT CLEANS THE INSIDE OF YOU. IT DOES NOT CHEW YOU FROM THE INSIDE AT ALL OR HELPS YOU LOSE WEIGHT. IT IS ALSO A NICE SNACK TO EAT. ENJOY!!! ((I was freaked out when I heard it and I didn't eat yogurt for 2 months O_O))
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Warrior Spoofs
Fiksi PenggemarWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
