Cloudtail: *gets new iphone* YAY!!!!! THANKS BRIGHTHEART!!! :D
Brightheart: No prob! Test it out!
Cloudtail: *goes to settings and turns on Airplane Mode* *throws it*
Firestar: *turns on suspenseful music*
Phone: *drops on floor and breaks*
Cloudtail: Oh well. Phones cant fly.
Brightheart: YOU MOUSE BRAIN!!!!! I PAID 800 BUCKS FOR IT!!!!!!!!! GO DIE!!!!!!!!!! *attacks*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
