1.They put collars on us
2.They use us as a pillow while we're sleeping
3.They make us eat rabbit droppings
4.They always bother us when we sleep
5.They stink
6.They speak in weird languages
7.WE HATE OUR NAMES!!!
8.We get too fat by the food
9.They make a weird smell when they eat beans -_-
10.They drown us in little river thingies!!!
11.They do weird things while we're watchingO_O o_o •_•
12.They scream when they see mice -_- ((Well seriously, we EAT mice...))
13.They steal our cookies
14.The words they speak to us don't make sense: Twoleg:Meow!!!((Translation:Hrieahddk))
15.They make us ride in Monsters O_O
16.THEIR POOPS ARE HUGE!!!!! O_O
17.They have other annoying animals living with them sometimes...
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Flameheart: Uh sorry if it was offensive to some people...
Shadowbear: Anyway, ENJOY THE REST OF THE SPOOFS!!!*screams through megaphone*
Nightheart: *paw palms* You guys are mouse brains...
Flameheart and Shadowbear: HEY!!!
Flameheart: IMA KILL YOU!!!! *turns on chainsaw*
Nightheart: Oh shoot... O_O
Shadowbear: Good luck!!! :D *pads happily away like nothing happened*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
