Raggedstar: Hey look, Brokentail! That store has the same name as you! *points to store called Broken Tail*
Brokentail: *looks at store* I wish you didn't name me Brokentail.
Raggedstar: I wish you didn't live.
Brokentail: DIE!!! *attacks*
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Tawnypelt: Kits, that was the real reason why Brokentail killed his father for the leadership.

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Warrior Spoofs
FanficWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"