Bramblestar: Unfortunately, I'm back at Burger King after a not so good day yesterday -_-' Hey! Welcome to Burger King! May I take your order, please?
Tigerstar: Yes, I want a hamburger!
Bramblestar: O.O WTF?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!! And no, we don't sell hamburgers during BREAKFAST!!! -.-
Tigerstar: GIMME MY HAMBURGER!!! NOOOWW!!! For every single piece of whole wheat I find, I shall kill you! ^_^
Bramblestar: Idiot! THE BREAD IS MADE OF WHOLE WHEAT!!! *anger explodes* NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!! THERE ARE 50 CARS IN LINE!!!!!! IF YOU DONT GET OUT, I SWEAR I WILL GET A MISSILE, SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE, RIP OUT YOUR THROAT, FEED YOU TO THE CROWS, THROW YOU IN A VOLCANO, RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS AND FEED THEM TO THE MANAGER HAWKFROST, SLICE YOUR STOMACH OPEN AND STUFF A GRENADE INSIDE, THROW YOU INTO A RIVER WHERE YOU WILL DROWN, TAKE OUT YOUR REMAINS, BURN THEM WITH A BLOW TORCH, FEED THEM TO THE WOLVES, KILL THEM, AND THEN BURN YOU WITH A BLOW TORCH AGAIN AND THROWING YOU INTO AN OCEAN OF ACID!!! AND WHO USED ALL THE TYLENOL?!!!
Tigerstar: Dark Forest, I never knew Burger King was so bloody.
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Fiksi PenggemarWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
