Brambleclaw: *voice gets deeper and sounds like Tigerstar* *stands in front of Firestar's Den*
Blackstar and Rowanclaw, wait out here while I go wake Firestar. *Goes in his den* Hey Firestar, Blackstar wants to speak to you-
Firestar: HOLY STARCLAN!!! TIGERSTAR IS BACK!!! LIONCLAN, ATTACK!!! *unsheathes claws*
Brambleclaw:O_O F-Firestar! I'm only Brambleclaw!
Firestar: GET OUT OF HERE TIGERSTAR OR I'LL CLAW YOUR PELT OFF!!!
Brambleclaw: *paw palms* Jayfeather gave him too much Catmint for his Greencough, didn't he?...
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
