Hollyleaf:Ooh, what's this?! *breaks Jayfeather's stick*
Jayfeather: I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU!!! *turns on chainsaw*
Hollyleaf: WEE ZOW STARCLAN, IMA OUTTA HERE!!! *runs*
At night...
Hollyleaf: *dream* AAAAAAAHHH!!! *gets killed by Jayfeather* *wakes up and walks outside*
Jayfeather: Good morning, Hollyleaf... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Hollyleaf:Where am I?! O_O
Jayfeather: Starclan😏 *Smirks*
Hollyleaf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
