Bluekit: What are gummy bears?
Goosefeather: *high on catmint... AGAIN!!! -_-* HUFFLEPUFFS!!! *bring badgers to camp*
Bluekit: Who is your apprentice?
Goosefeather: FEATHERTAIL!!! FEATHERTAIL YOU CAME BACK FROM THE CROWFOOD EATING CLAN IN THE MOUNTAINS!!!! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!!! *faints*
Featherwhisker: I don't get your prophecies -_-" And I'm FeatherWHISKER!!!
Bluekit: Why are you an idiot?
Goosefeather: SHAT'S AN IDIOT?!!!
Bluekit: Why are you asking me when it's called Bluekit and Goosefeather: Questions and Answers?
Goosefeather: Idk why are YOU asking the questions?!!
Bluekit: Cause I'm more awesome than you. Why are you NEVER awesome?
Goosefeather: I AM AWESOMER THAN YOU!
Bluekit: Awesomer is not a word.
Moonflower: Idiot... YOU JUST GOT OWNED GOOSEFEATHER!!!
Goosefeather: What does owned mean?
Moonflower: *cat paws*
Bluekit: *double cat paws*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
