Firestar: *walks by* Hi Cloudtail. Hi Sandstorm.
Cloudtail: Hi Firestar.
Sandstorm: *dips head* Hi Firestar.
Firestar: *eyes glow red* CLOUDTAIL YOU IDIOT!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BOW YOUR HEAD, NOT ANSWER TO ME RIGHT AWAY!!! *tackles Cloudtail to floor* RESPECT THE LEADER!!!
Later...
Firestar: AGAIN!!!
Cloudtail: *paws are tied to chains* *dips head* Hi Firestar.
Firestar: YOU BOWED TOO LOW AND SPOKE TOO LOUD!!! AGAIN!!!
Cloudtail: *dips head*H-Hi Firestar...
Firestar: YOU STUTTERED!!! IDIOT!!! TRY AGAIN!!!!!! *hits with Jayfeather's stick*
Jayfeather:GIVE ME MY STICK BACK!!! T_T
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
