Tigerstar: Now, if anyone saw me doing this... I'm dead... *puts on Psy's new song Gentleman*
I-I-I-I I want... I-I-I-I I want... I-I-I-I I want... MOMMY DADDY I MISS YOU!!! *cries* I want... I-I want... I want... MOMMY DADDY I MISS YOU!! *falls to floor crying*
Firestar: *is in bushes video taping Tigerstar* MWAHAHA..... THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD ON CATTUBE!!!
Tigerstar: MOMMY!!! DADDY!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!! PLEASE COME DOWN AND HELP ME!!!!!
Leopardfoot: *comes down from StarClan* *paw-slaps across his face* YOU DISGRACE SON OF A SHE CAT!!!!!! WHY WERE YOU EVEN BORN?!!!!!GO DIE!!!!!!
Pinestar: *comes down* NO ONE LIKES YOU!!! *throws pie in face*
Tigerstar: WAAAAAAAHHH!!! *cries* M-MOMMY YOU CALLED YOURSELF A *beep* BY CALLING ME A SON OF A SHE CAT!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Firestar: *calls Scourge* Can you please hurry up here and kill Tigerstar?!!!
Scourge: Sure!!! *comes over with a Twoleg monster* *squishes Tigerstar with a Monster* I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
StarClan and Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: No, stop! It's a trap!
Firestar: What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Scourge: DON'T BELIEVE HER!!! SHE'S LYING!!!
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Soottedleaf: No! There's a trap there! *points to mouse trap*
Firestar: OOOHHHH...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
