Lionpaw: The...Prophecy...Is...TRUE!!!
Tigerstar: *rakes claws across pelt* SILENCE!!! All you think about is fighting! You think you learned everything, but you still can't beat me! That mouse-brain Firestar is not your kin, and you are not part of the prophecy if you still can't beat me!
Lionpaw: Idiot. Squirrelflight is Firestar's daughter and I'm her son.
Tigerstar: Double idiot. Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight are cousins. Your real father is a feather.
((**AN: I've been hearing that Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight are cousins from many people. Is this true? Please comment and let me know! Okay, I'll shut up.**))
Lionpaw: O.O LIES!!! ALL LIES!!! *faints*
Tigerstar: ...Now what am I supposed to do for 249 more pages of the book???
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
