Sandpaw: *has bad luck for 6 moons*
Firepaw: What's up??? *curious*
Sandpaw: YOU MOUSE BRAIN!!! YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP!!! I'VE BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK FOR 6 MOONS!!! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS?!!!
Firepaw: ......I know exactly what you need!
Sandpaw: WHAT?!
Firepaw: ...... LUCKY CHARMS!!! THEY GIVE YOU GOOD LUCK!!! *gives cereal "Lucky Charms"*
Sandpaw: I HATE YOU!!! I DON'T EAT TWOLEG FOOD!!! *throws REAL lucky charms at him*
Firepaw: *gets hit by a horse shoe and faints*
Graypaw: That's why I don't want a mate...
In the future....
Graystripe: WHY DID I EVEN GET A MATE?!!!
Silverstream: BLAH BLAH BLAH STOLE MY CLAW POLISH BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU MISSED MY CALL!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!
Fireheart: ...Good luck!!! >:P
Graystripe: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!! D:
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
Fiksi PenggemarWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
