Flameheart: So I had this spoof as a draft for a while now.. :D
The dress will haunt us forever. >:D
To this day, cats still question 'Blue'star's pelt color.
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*few seasons earlier*
Cloudtail: You know, I always wondered why Bluestar was called 'Blue'star...
Fireheart: ......It's cause she's blue..?
Cloudtail: No, she looks gold and white...
Fireheart: I'M SURE SHE'S BLACK AND BLUE. -_-
Cloudtail: SHE'S OBVIOUSLY GOLD AND WHITE
Fireheart: BLACK AND BLUE
Cloudtail: GOLD AND WHITE
Graystripe: *randomly pops up*
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
BLACK AND YELLOW
BLACK AND YELLOW
BLACK AND YELLOW
BLACK AND YELLOW
*moment of silence*
Fireheart: SHE'S BLACK AND BLUE
Bluestar: -_-
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
