Leafkit: Mommy, why does Firestar have 2 tails???
Sandstorm: Umm... O_O O_O O_O O_O
Squirrelkit: *gasps* HE HAS NYAN CAT DISEASE!!!
Leafkit: *gasps*
Sandstorm: Thank StarClan, I'm saved... O_O Why does my daughter have to ask perverty questions?.... *cat paws* But what do they mean about Firestar? *looks at Firestar*
Firestar: *paralyzed and his pelt is rainbow colored*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
