Cloudtail: When I walk out the camp, this is what I see! Katniss Everdeen is looking at me! I got bread in my hand and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it! I'm Peeta and I know it!
Brightheart: CUT!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!! YOUR COOKING SUCKS CLOUDTAIL!!! WHAT THE *beep* IS THAT THING AND WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THERE?!!!
Cloudtail: Twoleg poop.
Brightheart: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *screams hysterically* I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THAT!!!!!!!
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Warrior Spoofs
FanficWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
