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Squirrelpaw: I got 2 tickets for the sun drown place! 9 tons of prey for the way! And I would sure like some sweet company, and I'm leaving with Brambleclaw, what'dya say? When we're gone, when we're gone. YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE!!! *cries*
Brambleclaw: ((Thoughts: Oh god, a crying she-cat.. WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!!))
Uh hey, don't cry-!
Squirrelpaw: YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME BY MY HAIR!
Brambleclaw: Uh, we have fur-!
Squirrelpaw: YOU WON'T SEARCH FOR ME EVERYWHERE! YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE!!!
Brambleclaw: FireStar's your father... Of course he'll miss-!
Squirrelpaw: I got 2 tickets for the sun drown place! The one with Midnight the badger! It's got mountains, it's got rivers. It's got sights to give you shivers! BUT YOU STILL WON'T MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE!!!
Brambleclaw: They'll miss-!
Squirrelpaw: When I'm gone, when I'm gone. YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE! YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME BY MY WALK, YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME WHEN I TALK!!! YOU'LL NEVER MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE!!!
Brambleclaw: Calm do-!
Squirrelpaw: I HATE EVERYONE!!! FIRESTAR IS A STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID CAT THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OTHER CAT'S FEELINGS!!!
Cloudtail: *hiding in bushes with binoculars* FINALLY, SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!!! >:D
Brambleclaw: RESPECT FIRESTAR!!!
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
