Scourge: I'll send out invitations to Tigerstar and bone... *mutters*
Later...
Everyone: BLOODY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! BLOODY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! BLOODY BIRTHDAY TO SCOURGE!!! BLOODY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
Bone: *sets down pie with candles*
Tigerstar: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! You're so small that you can't even blow out the candles!!!😹😹😹
Scourge: Oh really??? *puts grenade in pie and throws it in his face* *everything explodes*
In The Place Opposite Heaven That No Cat Wants To Go:
Scourge: Shoot... I might've overdone it...
Bone: Curse you.
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
