Firestar, Sandstorm, and Brackenpaw: *patroling*
Firestar: *sees badger attacking cloudkit* WHAT IS THAT THING?!!!
Brackenpaw: HUFFLEPUFF!!!
Sandstorm: What the heck is a Hufflepuff?!
Cloudkit: *le dead*

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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"