Warrior Spoofs

If Movies Were Real((Warriors Version))

Titanic:

Graystripe: Silverstream, help me! I'm going to drown!

Silverstream: *helps Graystripe up* Let go Graystripe! Let go! We're in different clans! We can't be together! *cries*

Graystripe: NOOO!!!

Silverstream: Graystripe, I'm so sorry! I must do this! *pushes Graystripe into river drowning him* *cries*

Fireheart: YOU KILLED GRAYSTRIPE!!! HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!!! *rage mode* HOW COULD YOU KILL MY BBFL!!!((Best friend for life))

Cinderpaw: River flood, and Silverstream ki-illed Fireheart's BFFL... ((Pink: Blow Me One Last Kiss))

*Note: I also don't like Pink very much... DONT judge me...

The Lion King:

Bluestar: *turns on Lion King music* This kittypet has shone great courage and understanding in fighting. I, Bluestar, take him in as our clan. Young kittypet, from this day on, until you receive your warrior name, you will be known as Firepaw, in honor of your flame colored pelt. I will be your mentor and I will pass down all I know to you. *hold up Firepaw by his scruff*

Many,many moons later...

Bluestar: Mistyfoot, Stonefur, please forgive me.

Mistyfoot: We forgive you. NOT!!!

Stonefur: We forgive you. NOT!!!

Bluestar: Fireheart, it is time for you to take over my place as leader. Lead the clan well, and may StarClan be with you. Chocolate milk. *dies* ;(

Fireheart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Many, many, many moons later...

Firestar: *is leader of ThunderClan with a mate: Sandstorm* *^* Heck yeah, bro!

Batman:

In Starclan...

Goosefeather: I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!!! *has wings*

Spottedleaf: Come down here! Don't you know it's bad for your health?! You could fall and possibly die!!! Goosefeather, please come down! Don't eat catmint next time!

Goosefeather: I will NEVER die, DUH!!! We're in STARCLAN!!! For Starclan's sake, Spottedleaf! This is made of clouds and I will NEVER get hurt-! *falls down and breaks through clouds*

Yellowfang: *puts on shades* NEVER say NEVER. *makes something explode behind her and walks epically away*

The Discovery Channel:

Foxkit: Hey, look! I found some rotten fox dung!!! :D Let's go roll in it!!! *jumps in* O.O

The Hunger Games:

Graystripe: I'M SO HUNGRY!!!

Firestar: Good...bye...Graystripe......You...win...*dies*

Graystripe: YES!!! I WIN!!! *does victory dance* *dies*

Firestar: HA!!! I tricked you! When you weren't looking, I put deathberries in your pizza! *dies*

Graystripe: Well, I knew it was there, so I threw it! I put fox dung in the vole you were eating! *dies*

Firestar: Well I...

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Everyone: *dead*

Firestar: HAHA SUCKAS!!!!!! I HAVE 9 LIVES!!!

Death Note:

Firestar: Ooh! What's this??? *picks up death note* AWESOME!!!!!! *sees mouse eating herbs* DIE MOUSE!!! *writes "mouse" in book*

Mouse: *dies*

Firestar: Holy Starclan... I CAN USE A DEATHNOTE TO HUNT FOR PREY THE EASY WAY!!! :D

Later...

Fresh Kill Pile: *many many many tree heights high*

Tigerstar: *tries to steal a mouse*

Firestar: DIE, TIGERSTAR!!! *writes name in book*

Tigerstar: *dies* XO NOOO!!!

Firestar: It's the end of your life, and you know it!!! >:D