Firestar: -.- Hey Cloudpaw.
Cloudpaw: *sleeping* What?
Firestar: I've noticed you've gotten more fatter lately -.-'
Cloudpaw: *le dramatic gasp* Nah, it's just my fluffy fur ^_^
Firestar: *evil laugh* Really? *holds out Kittypet food*
Cloudpaw: *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
Firestar: NO ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!! THIS IS KITTYPET FOOD FOR KITTYPETS WHO *nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag*
Cloudpaw: D:< WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUNGRY TOO?! Why you gotta be so rude? I'M GONNA EAT THIS FOOD ANYWAY!! >:D
EAT THIS FOOD
EAT THIS FOOD ANYWAY
EAT THIS FOOD
YEAH NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY
EAT THIS FOOD
AND I'LL BE SO HA-APPY~
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO
RUDEE
I have to do this, you leave no choice
Can't live without food
Don't care what you think
Eating that kittypet food^_^
Or I will run away T^T
To another clan you know
You know I am hu-ungry
I will go anywhere it goes *^*
Can I eat this kittypet food for the rest of my life?
Firestar: I SAID NO
Cloudtail: Say yes, say yes cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your answer til the day I die
Tough luck stupid cause the answer's still NO -.-
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO?
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?
I'M GONNA EAT THIS FOOD ANYWAY! >:D
Eat this food
Eat this food anyway ^3^
Eat this food
No matter what you say >:D
Eat this food
And I'll be so ha-appy T^T
Why you gotta be so
RUDE
RUDE
Can I eat this kittypet food for the rest of my life?
Say yes say yes cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your answer til the day I die
Tough luck stupid but NO still means NOO
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm hungry too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna eat this food anyway >:D
Eat this food
Eat this food anyway
Eat this food
No matter what you say
Eat this food
I'll be so ha-appy
Why you gotta be so
RUDE
Why you gotta be so
RUDE
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDEE~
Firestar: NO MEANS NO
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
