Firestar: *writes book on why Cloudtail is an idiot*
1.He eats too much pies
2.He broke the highrock... AGAIN... -_- ((Great, that will cost us another 500 mice for renovations))
3.He killed Patchpelt by EATING ALL YELLOWFANG'S CATMINT!!!!!!
4.HE DISRESPECTS PEOPLE *^*
Cloudtail: OI!!! YOU SUCK AS LEADER!!! IM GOING TO TAKE OVER!!! :D
Firestar: GET OUT OF MY CLAN. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE AN APPRENTICE. *^*
Cloudtail: Oh... NOOOOOO!!!!
Firestar: *continues writing*
5.He eats rabbit droppings... (/_-)
6.HE SWITCHED THE FRESH KILL PILE AND LAKE WITH A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF KITTYPET FOOD AND KITTYPET MILK!!!!! *murderous rage mode*
7.He's too fat and eats too much prey!! *madder*
8.HE. LIKES. ONE. DIRECTION. A. TWOLEG. BAND. AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! *steam coming out of ears and is about to murder Cloudtail with a knife*
9. He bombed my den.... Twice......
10. He joined the Dark Side just for the cookies... (/_-)
Firestar: *^* My work is completed! *writes 1 page*
Cloudtail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *still going ^^* ((YAY!!!))
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
