Leafpool: Your true father is actually Crowfeather and I'm your mother... *flattens ears*
Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, Jayfeather: OUR FATHER IS A CROW'S FEATHER?!!! *Touches Crow's feather*
Leafpool: No! Crowfeather! *paw palms*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
