Longtail: *dressed as a rapper* I eat them blackbirds!
Tigerstar and Darkstripe: We like them blackbirds!
Longtail:I eat them dove birds!
Tigerstar and Darkstripe: We like them dove birds!
Dovewing: You can't eat me! I'm a cat!
Longtail: *paw palms* We eat them blackbirds, bluebirds, dovebirds-!
Mousefur: Good for nothing perverted racist he-cat!
Longtail: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Tigerstar and Darkstripe: * ROFL((LITERALLY))* HIGH FIVE!!!
Mousefur:No.
Tigerstar and Darkstripe: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Grumpy Cat: High five, you are my new best friend.
Mousefur: NO WAY KITTYPET!!! *rakes claws across muzzle*
Grumpy Cat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Mousefur: Sissy. *walks away*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
