Warrior Spoofs

The SicknessO_O

Sandstorm: Will Firestar be alright?

Firestar:*unconscious with a rainbow pelt O_O*

Jayfeather: Due to the system of the Nyan Cat Rainbow System, he will get a rainbow pelt and be unconscious for a half moon while listening to Nyan Cat over and over and over which mean he will be possessed by the Nyan Cats and turn his pelt rainbow so he will be drawn into the demons' world of Nyan Cats. When he wakes up, he will be talking in Nyans and he will never talk like a normal cat again. If a cat was to hear him, they would be possessed- BY THE DEVIL OF NYAN CATS!!! That means they will be like him and will never be normal again. Since ShadowClan passed down their illness of Nyan Cat Rainbow System, we have to watch out for them. The only way is to mix garlic with burdock root and bring it with you everywhere. It would be best if you rub it on your pelt too. Ah it also reminds me of the time I saw a vampire cat with red eyes and long pointy teeth. I kept it away with garlic and you should do it too on Catoween where there are tons of them! Anyways, what the heck did I just see and why do I keep talking in nonsense that are true? IS IT BECAUSE IM POSSESSED BY THE NYAN CATS?!!! Why do I keep talking and never stop?! Someone help!!! I can never stop talking and I don't know what to do! SOMEONE GET THE DEATHBERRIES!!! Anyway, I was kidding about that. Where was I? Oh yes! The Nyan Cats passed this down to another from generation to generation and it was soon passed down to us. Except we have herbs to keep them away so we are perfectly safe- I hope... If we catch it from Firestar, we will also get cursed and turn into the beginning of Nyan Cats and pass it on to everyone else. Then we would lay unconscious for half a moon and then later we would turn into full Nyan cats and fly in the sky while we see StarClan. *BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Keeps on talking about the disease*

Sandstorm: *eyebrow twitches* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!