Firestar:Good day, and welcome to Warriors Wipe-Out!
Graystripe: We'll be your hosts!
Squirrelflight: *Holding microphone* Today, our 8 contestants are: Tawnypelt and Blackstar from Shadowclan, Dustpelt and Brambleclaw from Thunderclan, Mothwing and Willowshine from Riverclan, and Crowfeather and Breezepelt from Windclan!
Audience: Bluestar: *Holds up sign* Sign: I found a carrot underground! *crowd cheers loudly*
Firestar: The obstacles: *Skims through all the obstacles* Let the Warriors Wipe-Out BEGIN!!!
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Squirrelflight: First up, is the bouncy balls! Good luck! Starting in 3... 2...1-!
Blackstar: *pounces on ball with claws unsheathed and pops it then falls in water* Mrow!!! I can't swim!
Squirrelflight: Uh... MISTYSTAR!!! Come quick! And uh, now let's go to the next course since our ball popped...
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Firestar: So far, the warriors left are: Tawnypelt, Dustpelt, Brambleclaw, Mothwing, Willowshine, Crowfeather, and Breezepelt! Now, back to Wipe-Out!
Squirrelflight: The next obstacle: You have to go through the Twoleg dens without being hit by pies, jump over Tigerstar's dead body and do Gangnam Style- Wait what?!
Warriors remaining: *Goes into Twoleg den* Breezepelt: *gets hit by pie and flies out window into water*
Squirrelflight: *Blows emergency whistle* Anyway, let's see the others' progres- AGHH!!!
Brambleclaw: *gets hit by pie and lands on Squirrelflight*
Squirrelflight: Get off me you heavy furball!
Brambleclaw: Sorry!
Squirrelflight: You're also eliminated -_-
Tawnypelt and Willowshine: *jumps over Tigerstar's body but slip in blood and falls into water*
Firestar: The Warriors remaining are: Mothwing, Dustpelt, and Crowfeather! Now to the last course!
Graystripe: You have to kill the Twoleg guards while eating 3 waffles, then throw 20 pies at Scourge's face! Good luck!
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Mothwing: *scratches Twoleg while eating waffle but Twoleg pushes into water*
Dustpelt: *eats all the waffles then scratches Twolegs' throats open*
Crowfeather: *throws pie at Scourge but misses*
Graystripe: Let's see- Dustpelt and Crowfeather are left! Who will win?!
Dustpelt: RAGE MODE!!! *throws all the pies* Pies: *breaks a wall, bounces back and hits scourge in the face 20 times
Firestar: This time, Dustpelt wins! And you win: A lifetime supply of Kittypet food!
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FanfictieWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
