Bramblestar: What is love??? Squirrelflight, don't kill me... O_O' Don't kill me... O_O No more... Squirrelflight don't kill me, don't kill me, no more...
Squirrelflight: *holds knife over his head* *eyes are red* I AM NOT A STUBBORN, HARD HEADED PRICK!!!
Bramblestar: What is love... NOOOOO!!! O_O *knife is closer to head* I don't know, why I said that... I'll always love you, don't chop off my hair... This is not right... But this is wrong... O_O Give me a sign... What is love... Squirrelflight, don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No more. What is love? Squirrelflight, don't hurt me... Don't hurt me.... No more. Oh I don't know, why you're so mad-!
Squirrelflight: Idiot.
Bramblestar: What do you think I should say? It's up to you. I am sorry, for saying that... You've got anger issues... What is love? Squirrelflight, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more. What is love? Squirrelflight don't hurt me... Don't hurt me... No mo-! *music stops* I AM SO SICK OF SINGING THE LYRICS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!! COULDNT YOU MAKE ME SING SOMETHING ELSE?! *points at Flameheart*
Flameheart: O_O' *sweatdrops* Uh... Sorry...... Um... You have to release a new non-lyric-repeating album... ((HINT HINT WINK WINK)) NOW APOLOGISE TO SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!
Bramblestar: O_O I am so sorry, and I will never say something like that again.
Squirrelflight: ^_^ Thank you, YOU'D BETTER NOT SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
