Cloudtail: Hey Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: What?
Cloudtail: Have you heard of the game Flappy Bird?
Lionblaze: No...
Cloudtail: Here, try this! *hands phone*
Lionblaze: Okay....
6 hours later...
Lionblaze: *smashes phone* I HATE YOU FLAPPY BIRD!!! *walks away*
Cloudtail: O_O XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! T-THE BIRD IS SO F-FAT!!!! ITS WINGS ARE SO SMALL AND IT-!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Firestar: *walks by* Cloudtail, I heard about the game Flappy Bird.
Cloudtail: BAHAHAHAH IT'S SO FAT AND CAN'T FLY!!!
Firestar: You just let two billion birds go. They could've been food for the clan. I'm very disappointed in you, Cloudtail. *looks at audience* YOU'D BETTER NOT WASTE PREY. WHAT'S YOUR HIGHSCORE??? *unsheathes claws*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
