Firestar: LionClan, ATTACK!!!
Scourge: BloodClan, ATTACK!!!
Bone: *throws pies at Whitestorm* RAGE MODE!!!! *uses machine gun*
Whitestorm: *dies*
Firestar: Whitestorm, NO!!!
Graystripe: *throws pizzas and chases after cat with a chainsaw*
Cloudtail: This...Is... SPARTA!!!!!!! *throws knives at cats attacking Brightheart*
Scourge: I will NEVER lose!!! THIS BATTLE IS GOING TO BE EPIC EPIC EPIC!!!!! *100 machine guns shoot everywhere*
Sandstorm: Your pizzas only help us as shields! *covers herself with pizza as bullet gets stuck in pizza*
Scourge: ARGH!!! *throws cookies that can stand the blast of 3 grenades at Firestar*
Firestar:*loses a life* Scourge!!!
Scourge:B-But you DIED!!!!
Firestar: I have 9 lives... Granted by STARCLAN. *throws bacon at Scourge* THIS IS IN REVENGE FOR WHITESTORM'S DEATH!!!
Scourge: MMM!!! BACON!!! *eats poisoned bacon* *sun electrocutes him* I left... A million dollars.... In...- *dies*
Bone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I NEEDED THAT MONEY TO BUY PINK DRESSES FOR THE BET WE MADE THAT FOR WHOEVER DIES FIRST, HAS TO WEAR A DRESS TO THE OTHER ONE'S FUNERAL!!!!!!
LionClan: CURSE HIM!!! We needed that to buy things!!!
Leopardstar: I needed new claw polish!
Graystripe:I need a BBQ Grill for prey!!!
Firestar: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Cinderpelt: I got an omen.
Firestar: What?!
Cinderpelt: You suck as leader. I'm supposed to take over.
Firestar: 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
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Flameheart: When I die, I'm going to troll people by saying what Scourge said before he died xD
Nightheart:You wasted more paper. That means- *looks through notes* We need to pay an extra 10 mice. We also owe more and more each time you write -_-
Amberstar: Don't worry, I'll pay it all ^_^
Flameheart: Besides, we're recycling these after I finish. Recycling is better though, right?
Nightheart: It will save us another 100 rabbits.
Firestripe: SHUT UP!!!! WE CAN'T HEAR ANY INTRUDERS!!!!
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
