Flameheart: Welcome to The Grumpy Cat Awards Show!
Shadowbear: We give prizes to the grumpiest cat in all the clans! :D
Fangtooth: Please get your stupid sensei elders to participate. *says it boredly*
Flameheart: SAY THE LINES CORRECTLY YOU MOUSE BRAIN!!! *turns on chainsaw*
Fangtooth: -_-' Fine......
Shadowbear: Anyway, continue on! :D
*Note: Sensei is the Japanese word for a polite way to adress a teacher or older person
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Amberstar: The contestants are.....Mousefur, Longtail, Poppyfrost, and GRUMPY CAT?!!!!!
Audience: KITTYPET!!!!!!
Honeywhisker: Anyway, FANGTOOTH!!! GET YOUR LAZY TAIL OVER HERE!!!!!!
Fangtooth: What?
Honeywhisker: *whispers in ear*
Fangtooth: *evil laugh and is excited*
Elders: *sit down*
Fangtooth: Oi! Stupid old elders! Did you live with the dinosaurs??? *bursts out laughing*
Elders: Longtail and Poppyfrost: ...... WE HATE YOU!!! *runs away* Mousefur and Grumpy Cat: *angry* Grumpy Cat: I'm not old!!! Your brain is the size of a mouse, Fangtooth. Mousefur: SHUT UP GRUMPY CAT!!! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID KITTYPET THAT EATS RABBIT DROPPINGS!!!!!! FANGTOOTH, GET THE *beep* OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CLAW YOUR EARS OUT AND RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES!!!!!!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Flameheart: The winner is Mousefur!!! Congrats!!!
Audience: *starts yowling*
Mousefur: WHAT IS THE PRIZE THIS TIME?!!! KITTYPET FOOD?!!!!!
Shadowbear: It's FRESH KILL!!! :D *presses button and rainbow turns up along with puppies, money and happy stuff*
Flameheart and Fangtooth: TOO...MUCH...HAPPINESS...! *dies again*
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
