Bluestar: *watches video on CatTube*
Video:
Twoleg: Aww, who's a good boy??? *holds bone and talks to dog*
Dog:*barks and jumps to get bone but fails*
Twoleg: No, not you! I am a good boy!!! *eats bone*
Dog:*sad*
~Video Over~
Bluestar: WHAT. THE. NYAN CATS LORD OF THE KNIGHT BATMAN CHERRIOS BRITISH HIGHROCK BANISHED TIGERSTAR CHOCOLATE FUDGE HECK DOG TWOLEG NIGHT BONE WEIRD GREY SKY TYPEWRITER FLOWERS GRAVEYARD KNOFE SONG HOLLYLEAF KILLED SCOURGE RANDOMNESS WHY I TALK IN RANDOMNESS HORSES DOGS CONFESSION BURN GAZE FRIEND BLOOD CLAN CLAWS UNSHEATHED SHEATHED KIDDING THE DEATH OF THE FOX THAT ATE MY COCOA PUFFS PUT MY TOY HUFFLEPUFFS BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS OVER AND OVER AGAIN BARF NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NYAN NYAN HARD ROCK GATHERINGS UNICORN FARTING RAINBOWS TIGERSTAR IS A GAY MOUSE BRAIN THAT EATS FOX DUNG FOR DINNER GRAYSTRIPE FIREHEART HEY HEY HEYYA PEANUT BUTTER JELLY HOUSE MICE RABBITS VOLES BLACKBIRD SQUIRREL SHREW YUMMY HUNGRY BORED WHAT THE ACTUAL *Slow mode* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* DID I WATCH?!!!!!!!!! HUH! MOUSE BRAINS THAT EAT FOX DUNG!!!
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