Lightningstar: Good Morning, Warriors! I am your host Lightningstar of the show KITTYPETS VS WARRIORS!!! Each episode we have them go against each other in different subjects! But,this time, the theme is.....
*Tigerclaw Steals Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak and puts it over himself as he switches the Notecards from "Hunting" to "Restaurant" in a different language*
Lightningstar: Thoughts: What is this language?! *le English on notecard*
*Featherclaw draws fish in dirt and motions for him to look at it*
Lightningstar: RESTAURANT!!!
Warriors: What's a restaurant???
Kittypets: Oh! It's where our owners take us to eat sometimes!
Lightningstar: You will be judged on how well you manage each part. The parts are: 1. Find a proper place 2.Find proper food 3.How well you complete it in a limited amount of time
And...BEGIN!!!
Lionblaze: Let's see what the Warriors are up to! *uses camera to zoom in*
...On the Warriors Team...
Longtail: I'm bringing sexy back! YEAH! And my other boys don't know how to act!
Darkstripe and Tigerstar: *nosebleeds* O///O
Tigerstar: At least we killed the Warriors so the kittypets could win...On PURPOSE!!!*mumbles*
Other warriors: *dead*
Lionblaze: *///* Anyway, to the kittypets...
*camera zooms in on kittypets*
Kittypet: *eats cat food* MEOW MEOW! *eats cat food* MEOW MEOW! *eats cat food* MEOW MEOW!
Other kittypets: MY PAWS ARE DIRTY!!! MY PAWS ARE DIRTY!!! WE HAVE NO CAT FOOD! *faints*
Lightningstar: /\_/\
(//.-) *paw palms*
The kittypets win and have the most survivors... How embarrassing... We got defeated by kittypets...
Anyway, REPLAY!!!
Longtail:I'm bringing sexy back! YEAH! And my other boys don't know how to act!
Darkstripe and Tigerstar: *nosebleeds* O///O
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
