Oakheart: Bluefur, I need to talk to you!
Bluefur: OWW my paw hurts!
Thrushpelt: Are you okay?! I'll help you if you want!
Oakheart: Keep going! I'll help her!
Bluefur: So, what is it?
Oakheart: HEY, I JUST MET YOU, BUT THIS IS CRAZY!!! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE!! *holds out number*
Bluefur: WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!! *runs away*
Oakheart: StarClan WHY?!!!😭😭😭😿
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
