Tigerstar: Welcome, my sons and daughter-!
Brambleclaw: *clears throat* *turns on 1D What Makes You Beautiful*
YOU'RE TERRIBLE!! I KNOW WHAT FOR! YOU'RE GETTING GLARES WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DEN!!! YOU ARE SO GAY!! YOU NEED MAKE UP!! I WISH I COULD SLICE OPEN YOUR THRO-O-OAT!!
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT!! EVERYONE ELSE BUT YO-OU!!! YOU LEFT MY MOTHER AND BECAME AN EVIL ROGUE!! THE WAY THAT YOU KILL OTHER CATS GET ME REALLY MAD!! BUT WHEN YOU SLICE OPEN THROATS IT AINT HARD TO TELL!! YOU DON'T KNO-O-OW!! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE HORRIBLE!! IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I COULD SEE!! YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I WANNA KILL YOU SO DESPERATELY!!! RIGHT NOW I'M GLARING AT YOU AND I CAN'T BELIEVE! YOU DON'T KNOW!! YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!OH OH!!! BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU HORRIBLE!! SO S-SHUT UP!! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG!! LIKE ONE TIME YOU PUT GAS IN A BO-O-OMB!!! I KNOW WHY!! YOU'RE ALWAYS SLY!!! AND RUN AWAY WHEN WE MAKE YOU CRY-Y-Y!!!
Tigerstar: I-I don't cry!!! *about to cry*
Tawnypelt: *trying hard not to laugh*
Hawkfrost: ... *looks at Brambleclaw in disbelief*
Brambleclaw: EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT!!! EVERYONE ELSE BUT YO-OU!!! YOU LEFT MY MOTHER AND BE-CAME AN EVIL ROGUE!!! THE WAY THAT YOU KILL OTHER CATS GETS ME REALLY MAD!! BUT WHEN YOU SLICE OPEN THROATS IT AINT HARD TO TELL!!! YOU DONT KNO-O-OW!!! YOU DONT KNOW YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!! IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I COULD SEE!!! YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I WANNA KILL YOU SO DESPERATELY!!! RIGHT NOW I'M GLARING AT YOU AND I CANT BELIEVE!!! YOU DON'T KNO-O-OW!!! YOU DONT KNOW YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!!! OH OH!!! BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU HORRIBLE!!!
Tigerstar: *crying*
Hawkfrost: ...
Tawnypelt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! *laughing like an idiot*
Brambleclaw: *clutches head* I need a Tylenol...
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Warrior Spoofs
Fiksi PenggemarWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
