1. Call LeopardStar "Leopardfoot" for the rest of her life and say,"If you're leader, then why didn't I see you become leader? You could be faking leader or playing tricks. I am awesomer than you! I WILL TAKE OVER ALL THE CLANS!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!"
2. Tell Mistyfoot and Stonefur,"BlueStar is not your mother. I am. Oakheart's gay." And walk away. ((HE CATS ONLY!!!))
3.Poison the river((DUH!!!))
4.Call Leopardstar "fat" since she eats a lot of fish.
5.Replace the Fresh "Fish" Pile with water, and water only.
6.Shave a cat when they're asleep. I assure you that they'll look like Goosefeather on crack.
7. Draw stars on every cat's forehead. That way, everyone will be confused on who's leader and you get to change the rules.
8.Call RiverClan "OceanClan"
9. Lock Mistyfoot and Hawkfrost in a room for 6 moons. Add candles. Oh, and romantic music. And don't forget the shotguns!
10. Tell Hawkfrost he wears contacts.
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
