Sandpaw: *trying to make Firepaw like her* Hey Firepaw, want to come over tonight?
Firepaw: Can't. I'm busy with plans with Graypaw.
Sandpaw: *hisses in fury*
Next day...
Sandpaw: Hey Firepaw! *puts him in a love spell* Want to hang out today?
Firepaw: Sorry, I'm busy. *walks away*
Sandpaw: ARGH!!! If you're a man, then show me you are one!
Firepaw: *turns around and unzips pants* *walks away O_O*
Sandpaw: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SHOW ME SOMETHING THAT DISTURBING!!!
Graypaw: ...You asked for it...
Sandpaw: I DIDNT ASK HIM TO DO THAT!!!
Graypaw: *paw palms*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
