Firestar: Cloudtail, what are you doing?!
Cloudtail: Eating Kittypet food that Twolegs left out!
Firestar: O_O *paw palms* You're eating rabbit droppings...
Cloudtail: No it's not, Fireheart! Wait who are you? Nyan... Cookies...
Firestar: You ate Jayfeather's supply of Catmint, didn't you? -_-
Cloudtail: Yeah.... *burps* And I have one message...
Firestar: What?
Cloudtail: IMA SHOOT- *uses megaphone and everything explodes*
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
