Graystripe and Firestar: Let's prank call some cats!!!
Firestar: Hello? Dustpelt? *in Ferncloud's voice* I'm having kits!
Dustpelt: O_O You WHAT?!
Firestar: I'm coming right over-! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *thud*
Graystripe: *trying not to laugh*
Dustpelt: FERNCLOUD? FERNCLOUD?!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! CURSE YOU STARCLAN!!!
Firestar: *hangs up* Now, who else should we call???
Graystripe: MISTYSTAR!!! *calls her*
Mistystar: Hello?
Graystripe: CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU WON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FISH!!! COMPLETE THE OFFER AND WE'LL DELIVER IT TO YOU RIGHT AWAY!!!
Mistystar: HOLY STARCLAN!!! DEAL!!!
Graystripe: Go over to ShadowClan and tell Blackstar you love him! Then, you'll get it!
Mistystar: NO WAY STARCLAN!!!
Graystripe: ...We're not StarClan... Anyway, think for the sake of your clan!!!
Mistystar: FINE... *goes to ShadowClan* B-Blackstar, I-I love..... I-I love... GRENADES!!!!
Blackstar: GET OUT OF MY CLAN NOW!!! IM GOING TO CHOP THOSE MOUSE BRAINS' TAILS OFF ONCE I SEE THEM!!!
Firestar and Graystripe: Holy *beep* we're screwed...O_O
Sandstorm: Good luck on surviving! :D
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Warrior Spoofs
FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
