Longtail: *finishes reading book, "How to Be Attractive"* That's it! I know a good way to score she-cats!!!
Later...
Longtail: *puts on sunglasses and turns on Gangnam Style* Oppa Longtail Style! Longtail Style! I am called Longtail and I am very sexy! *has rose in jaws* I am in this book for he-cats on "How to be attractive!" I am good at everything and that's what makes me awesome! I am the best at hunting pre-ey!
My life is awe-some, I love my fa-ans! They love me! WHOO! My life's complete! WHOO! My life's awesome, I love my fa-ans! They love me! WHOO! My life's complete! WHOO! I can catch a rabbit for all she-cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ats! *explosion in the background and ShadowClan falls out of trees*
Oppa Longtail Style! Longtail Style! Op op op op Oppa Longtail Style! Longtail Style! Op op op op! Oppa Longtail Style! Eh~ Sexy She-cats! Op op op op! Oppa Longtail Style! Eh~ Sexy she-cats! Op op op op! Eh eh eh eh eh eh!
I will defend my clan and do it for my clanmates! It is my job to protect and serve my clan for my whole life! I will get every she-cat in my clan and they will love me! I am the most awesome he-cat!
I'll make you love me! I am the hottest he-cat in all of the other clans! They are all ugly hags and they will never get she-cats! I will never be forever alone and I will be loved! I'll make you love me!
My life is awesome, I love my fa-ans! They love me! WHOO! My life's complete! WHOO! My life is awesome, I love my fa-ans! They love me! WHOO! My life's complete! WHOO! I can catch a rabbit for all she-cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ats!
Oppa Longtail Style! Longtail Style! Op op op op! Oppa Longtail Style! Longtail Style! Op op op op! Oppa Longtail Style! Eh~ Sexy she-cats! Op op op op! Oppa Longtail Style! Eh~ Sexy she-cats! Op op op op! Eh eh eh eh eh eh!
Other toms are really bad for you! She-cats, she-cats come to me, I am better! Ugly toms, please get out of my face! She-cats she-cats come to me, I am better! *on Two-leg toilet* YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!
Oppa Longtail Style! Eh eh eh eh eh eh! Eh~ Sexy she-cats! Op op op op! Oppa Longtail Style! Eh~ Sexy she-cats! Op op op op! Eh eh eh eh eh eh! Oppa Longtail Style! *back dancers and Longtail freeze*
Everyone: WHAT IN THE HOLY CLANS DID I WATCH?!!!
Mousefur: Pervert. *throws pies at face*
She-cats: PERVERT!!! STAY AWAY FROM US!!! *hides behind mates*
Toms: WE ARE NOT UGLY!!! NOR ARE WE PERVERTED YOU PERVERTED FIDO!!! *attacks*
Flameheart: PERVERT THAT EATS FOX DUNG!!! *attacks*
Shadowbear: YAY!!! A FIGHT!!! :D
Fangtooth: *says boredly* Watch out for the next spoof- Gangnam Style English Version((Warriors Version)) -.-
Flameheart: YOU IDIOT!!! SAY THE LINES CORRECTLY!!!!!! *attacks*
Amberstar: GUYS!!! WE'RE ON THE WARRIOR SPOOFS SHOW ON LIVE TV!!!!!! -_-'
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FanfictionWant to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
